Jesus praises Dishonesty ??
I hate this parable (Lk 16:1-13). It seems like
someone has made a terrible mistake. No matter how many times I read it, I come
to the same conclusion: Jesus praises dishonesty.
Jesus praises dishonesty.
Many people have tried to find a way out of
reaching that red-faced conclusion. For example, consider these solutions:
No solution will completely satisfy, because we're left with the disarming approval Jesus gives to dishonest behavior. However, the most plausible solution to me is that this parable fits in with those in which Jesus praises the outcast. The poor, the much-maligned Samaritans, powerless women, in-the-way children, sinful prostitutes, and the isolated sick all take center stage with Jesus. Why not toss a crook into the mix?
This parable kicks us in the same way the one about the Good Samaritan must have stung Jesus' band of faithful Jews. Jews hated Samaritans. How could one of them possibly be the good guy in a parable? Our capitalism-drenched sense of righteousness provokes the same response in this case. How can a thief be the hero?
Well, let's be honest. We've got plenty of scenarios in which the thief is the hero. Ever been to a football game? How do you feel when your team recovers a fumble? Ever get through the checkout stand of the grocery store with an extra apple? Do you brag about it when you get home? Ever reuse an uncanceled stamp? Ever sneak through an admissions gate undetected? Ever move up at intermission for a seat worth more than the one you paid for? Ever cheat the IRS? Ever sell a used car for more than it was worth? Did you congratulate yourself? Well, then, lighten up a bit on Jesus and his choice of parables. He doesn't want us to focus on the dishonesty, but on the escape from ruin. The resurrection will be the ultimate deception: Jesus steals life and escapes death.
Imagine you're the wily manager, about to lose your job (= your life). Imagine God is your master. When you present your last report, do you want God to give you a break?
[Published in the Catholic Key on 9/17/95 for the 25th Sunday in Ordinary Time]